No football? No problem…  from 8pm on Thursday 5th July at SJQ there will be audio hi-hat tricks from DJ Anchorman (King Knut), DJ Goalscorer (James Marrs) and Eric Dier (Guillaume.)

They’ll be armed with a stadiums-worth of sludge-dread-discs and digi-chug-sticks that combined with cut-offside-chained stereo output fuckery will be sure to satisfy your most depraved sonic needs.

Bring shinpads.